Joke of the week [439 = year 9, #23] "Geddit?" (13) (December 13, 2010 - December 19, 2010)

A shipwrecked sailor wakes up on a beach. The sand is dark red. He can't believe it. The sky is dark red, too. He walks around a bit and sees there is dark red grass, dark red birds and dark red fruit on the dark red trees. Then he sees that his skin is starting to turn dark red, too. "Oh no!" he says." I think I've been marooned*!"
 
  
* pun on "to maroon"(verb) and "maroon" (adjective) 
     
cf: 21, 428, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.

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