Joke of the week [428 = year 9, #12] "Geddit?" (2)  (September 27, 2010 - October 3, 2010)

A man walks into a bar with a newt on his shoulder. "I'll have a pint of beer and a double whiskey for Tiny here," he says. Curious, the barman asks, "Why is he called Tiny?" To which the man replies, "because he's my newt*." [*homophone: "my newt" sounds like ???]    
       cf: 21, 429, 430, 431, 432, 433, 434, 435, 436, 437, 438, 439, 443, 444, 445, 446, 447, 448, 449, 450, 451, 452, 453, 454, 455, 456, 457, 458, 459, 460 etc.

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