Joke of the week [21]: Geddit ? (1) (December 9 - December 15)
A panda walks into
a bar and orders a sandwich and a beer. After seemingly enjoying his meal, he
pulls out a revolver and plugs the piano player. "What are you doing?"
asks the bartender. "I'm a panda, and I'm doing what I'm supposed to do.
Look it up!" Wondering what that was all about, the bartender opens a
dictionary, the only reference book he has, and there it is: "Panda, a
large bear-like animal. Eats shoots and leaves."
cf: 21, 429,
430,
431, 432,
433, 434,
435,
436, 437,
438, 439,
443, 444,
445, 446,
447, 448,
449, 450,
451, 452,
453, 454,
455, 456,
457, 458,
459
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