Joke of the week [82 = year 2, #30] Valentine's Day (1) (February 9 - February 15)

Seven St Valentine's Jokes:

 1) Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
     A: Because it's all heart.
   

 2) Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
     A: Forget-me-nuts.

 3) Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
     A: I'm stuck on you.

 4) Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
     A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear.


 5) Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
    
A: A stamp.

 6) Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
     A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.  

 7) Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?                                 
see also: #343
    
A: Antelope.

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