Joke of the week [343 = year 7, #31] Valentine's Day (2) (February 9, 2009 - February 15, 2009)  

1) Q: Who sends a thousand valentine cards signed Guess who?
    A: A divorce lawyer.

2) Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
    A: No, but they had an apple.

3) Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?                               see also: #82
    A: Because it couldn't get a date.

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