1) 30 CRAZY QUESTIONS:
Answers in square brackets written backwards!
Some
of these questions had to be answered in the INTELLIGENCE TEST
of Funsense
& Razzamatazz:
see:
"Programme" # VII
1) What pet makes the loudest noise? - [.tepmurt ehT] >see: photo
2) What do you get if you cross a hamburger with
a Scotsman? -
[.caM gib A]
3) What do you get if you cross a centipede with
a parrot? - [.eiklat-eiklaw A]
4) What is the river Nile called at its source?
- [.elinevuj ehT]
5) How do you communicate with a fish? -
[.enil a mih pord ouY]
6) What makes the Tower of Pisa lean? -
[.hcum tea t’nseod tI]
7) What does Luke Skywalker shave with? – [.edalb
resal A]
8) Do robots have brothers? -
[.sretsisnart ylno, oN]
9) What do sea monsters eat? -
[.spihs dna hsiF]
10) What is the smallest ant in the world? -
[.tnafni ehT]
11) What do you get if you cross a car with a book? [.yhpargoibotua nA]
12) What's a cross between an ambassador and a rug called? [.tamolpid A]
13) What's green and makes a lot of noise? [.nrohgorf A]
14) What sits on the sea bed and shakes? [.kcerw suovren A]
15) What do twins speak in Holland? [.hctuD elbuoD]
16) What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a camera? [.tohs pans A]
17) What goes zzub-zzub? [.sdrawkcab gniylf eeb A]
18) What did Noah use to see in the dark? [.sthgildoolF]
19) What makes a tree noisy? [.krab stI]
20) How does an octopus go into battle? [.demra-ylluF]
21) What's a bull called when he's asleep? [.rezodllub A]
22) What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? ["?nroC poP si erehW"]
23) Why is Sunday the strongest day? [.syadkeew era syad rehto llA]
24) Do you know a word that starts with e and has only one letter in it? [.epolevne nA]
25) What is the hardest part of learning to skate? [.eci ehT]
26) What is black and white and has 16 wheels? [.setaks rellor no arbez A]
27) What is a ten-letter word that starts with gas? [.elibomotua nA]
28) Why do cows wear bells? [.krow t'nod snroh rieht esuaceB]
29) What do gorillas sing at Christmas? [...slleb elgnuj, slleb elgnuJ] just click here for plenty more CHRISTMAS JOKES
30) What's the biggest moth of all? [.htommam ehT]
That should do for a start! A further 10 CRAZY QUESTIONS are "in the pipeline". What about contributing some good ones to this wepsite? Just get in touch with W.E.P. via e-mail.
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