Joke of the week [99 = year 2, #46] Punorama (4) [advanced!] (June 7 - June 13)

"I shall not leave you a penny when I die," said Tom wilfully.
"Send this back to the examiner," Tom remarked.
"I burnt the food," said Tom with panache.                                  see also joke#59  &  joke #60  &  joke #98
"I'm sleeping with my gamekeeper," said the lady chattily.

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