Joke of the week [90 = year 2, #37] Judge (2) (April 5 - April 11)

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. "So," he said, "I have been presented by both of you with a bribe." Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. "You attorney Roberts, gave me $15,000. And you attorney Heathcote, gave me $10,000."
The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Roberts ... "Now then, I'm returning $5,000, and we're going to decide this case solely on its merits."

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