Joke of the week [81 = year 2, #29]: Psychiatrist (3) (February 2 - February 8)
How
many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None. The light bulb will change itself
when it's ready.
B) Just one, but the light bulb really has
to want to change.
C) Just one, but it takes nine visits.
D) How long have you been having this fantasy?"
E) "Why does the light bulb necessarily have
to change?"
F) "How many do you
think it takes?"
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