Joke of the week [75 = year 2, #23]: Yet another 3 CHRI$TMA$ crackers (December 22 - December 28)

Q: What goes oh, oh, oh?
A: Santa Claus walking backwards.

Q: What does Santa like to have for breakfast?
A: Mistle-"toast".

Q: What do you get if Santa comes down the chimney and the fire is still burning?
A: Crisp Kringle.

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