Joke of the week [74 = year 2, #22]: 3 more CHRI$TMA$ crackers (December 15 - December 21)

Q: What kind of pine has the sharpest needles?
A: A porcupine!

Q: What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A: A turkey!

Q: What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?
A: My pop is bigger than yours !

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