Joke of the week [421 = year 9, #5] Heaven (2), different performance  (August 9, 2010 - August 15, 2010)

Two men are waiting to enter heaven. "Name and job on earth?" asks St. Peter. "Joe Miller, taxi driver," the first man replies. St. Peter hands him a golden robe and lets him in. The next man says: "Father Brian O'Riley, priest. St. Peter hands him a cotton robe and opens the gate. "Wait," says Father O'Riley. "I was a priest. Why do I get a cotton robe and the taxi driver a golden one?" "We work on a performance scale," says St. Peter. "When you spoke in church, people fell asleep. When he drove his taxi, people prayed."   see also: # 37, #420, #422, #423, #424, #425, #426, #427

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