Joke of the week [397 = year 8, #33] money, money ... (3), rude customer   (February 22, 2010 - February 28, 2010)

A crusty-looking old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the window, "I want to open a f***ing*) account." To which the astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir? I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a f***ing account right now!" "I'm very sorry, sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of language in this bank." With that the woman leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him about the situation. They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems to be the problem here?" "There's no f***ing problem," the man says, "I  just won 50 million quid in the f***ing lottery and I want to open a f***ing account in this f***ing bank!" "I see," says the manager, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"   *) insert an expletive of your choice                     (SORRY!!! W.E.P.)

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