Joke of the week [387 = year 8, #23] caught speeding (2) ( December 14,  2009 - December 20, 2009)

A police officer pulled a car over and informed the driver that he was going 60 mph in a 50 mph zone. "I was only going 50!" the driver protested, "Not according to my radar," the officer said. "Yes, I was!" the man shouted back. "No you weren't!" the officer retorted. With that, the man's wife  leaned toward the window and said, "Officer, I should warn you not to argue with my husband when he's been drinking."            see also: caught speeding (1)

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