tourist groups, one made up of all blondes* and one
of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend in Las Vegas. The
brunettes ride in the bottom of the bus and the blondes ride on the top level.
The brunettes down below are whooping it up and having a great time when one of
them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs. She decides
to go up and investigate. When the brunette reaches the top, she finds all
blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead at the road and clutching the
seats in front of them. The brunette says, "What's going on up here? We're
having a great time downstairs!" One of the blondes says, "Yeah, but
you've got a driver!"
* for "blondes" insert any other minority known for their stupidity, such as "red-necks", "Irishmen" or, in a German context, "East Frisians"
see also: #4, #22, #337, #338, #339, #345
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