A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat normally for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for three weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five kilos." When the woman returned three weeks later, the doctor was surprised to see that she had lost over 10 kilos. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said. "Did you follow my instructions?" The woman nodded. "I tell you what though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping."
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