Joke of the week [295 = year 6, #35] good news - bad news (2)  (March 10, 2008 - March 16, 2008)

A woman phoned her husband at work. "Sorry, darling," he said, "I'm really busy at the moment. I haven't got time to talk." "Oh, this won't take long. It's just that I've got some good news and also some bad news." "Look," he replied, "I really am busy. Just give me the good news." "Well," she said, "the air bag works."

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