biologist, a physicist and a mathematician see two people walk into a house. A
few minutes pass, then they see three people leave the house.
The biologist concludes that the people must have reproduced.
The physicist concludes that the original measurement must have contained an inaccuracy.
The mathematician concludes that if one person enters the house it will be empty again.
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