On New Year's Eve, Mac, the worse for drink, stumbles through the front door of a bar and orders a whisky. The bartender says, "Sorry, buddy, but you are too drunk." A few minutes later, the drunk comes in through the back door. Again he slurs, "Gimme a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time - you are too drunk." Five minutes later the guy climbs in through the bathroom window and orders a drink. Again the bartender says, "You are too drunk." Whereupon the drunk scratches his head and says, blimey, I guess I must be. The last two places said the same thing."
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