A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "Let's have a look at him." So he picks up the dog and has a good look at his eyes. "I'm going to have to put him down," says the vet. "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No," replies the vet, "because he's bloody heavy."
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