Joke of the week [218 = year 5, #10]  "military joke" (4)  (September 18 - September 24)

                                                                                                           Army Cadet
A drill sergeant had just chewed out*) one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave."                                                
The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge..., no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"    
*) to chew sb out (AmE informal): to reprimand sb severely  

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