Joke of the week [160 = year 4, #4]   3x "crossing the road" (August 8 - August 14)

Q: Why do you always see opossums dead on the road?
A: Chickens use them to check for traffic.

Q: Why did the spider cross the road?
A: To get to another web site.

Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road 
A: To see his flatmate.

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