Joke of the week [150 = year 3, #46] Waiter, waiter ... (4)  (May 30 - June 5)

1) Waiter, waiter, there's a flea in my soup!
    I'll tell him to hop it.

2) Waiter, waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
    Looks like the breast-stroke to me, sir.

3) Waiter, waiter, do you call this a three-course meal?
    That's right, sir. Two chips and a pea.

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