Joke of the week [146 = year 3, #42] How to speak Southern (5) (May 2 - May 8)

Rah cheer: I was born rah cheer in town.
Rainch: A big cyow farm.
Rat: Do it rat now!
Roont: She plum roont her shoes.
Salary: A stringy vegetable.
Soardeens: Small canned fish.
Shar: A light rain.
Toad strangler: A heavy rain Sody.
Sprang: Water out'n the ground.
Shurf: The Shurf put Clem in jail.

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