Joke of the week [115 = year 3, #11] 3 Spanish jokes (September 27 - October 3)

1) Doctor, doctor, veo elefantes azules por todas partes.
["Doctor, doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere."]
- ¿Ha visto ya a un psicólogo?
["Have you seen a psychologist yet?"]
- No, sólo elefantes azules.
["No, just blue elephants." ]

2) - Doctor, doctor, ¿qué tal ha ido el parto?
["Doctor, doctor, how did the birth go?"]
- Bueno, todo muy bien, pero a su hijo le hemos tenido que poner oxígeno.
["Well, everything very well, but we have had to put on your son [= put your son on] oxygen." (ponerle = "put on him ")]
- ¿¿Oxígeno?? Con la ilusión que a mí me hacía ponerle Federico...
["Oxygen?? And after my heart was so set on calling him Federico . . . " (ponerle = "name him")]

3) - Doctor, doctor, tengo tendencias suicidas, ¿qué hago?
["Doctor, doctor, I have suicidal tendencies. What should I do?"]
- Págueme ya mismo.
["Pay me this instant."]

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