went to the convent and begged an audience with Mother Superior. "Well, how
can I help you little people?" asked Mother Superior. The larger and more
intelligent looking of the leprechauns asked: "Oh Mother Superior, would
you be knowing of any midget nuns here at the convent?" "No,"
says Mother Superior, "I don't have any midget nuns here at the convent".
"All right then, Mother Superior, would you be knowing of any midget nuns
in all of Ireland then?" "No, no," replied Mother Superior,
"I don't know of any nuns who are also midgets in all of Ireland at
all." "Well then Mother Superior, in all of nundom, in the whole world
of all the nuns, would you be knowing, then, of any midget nuns?' "No, I
would not, there are no midget nuns in the whole of the world!" replied Mother
Superior, "and would you please tell me what this is all about!!?" The
asking leprechaun turned sadly to the stupid leprechaun and said: "See, it's
as I told you all along, you've been dating a penguin."
leprechaun: (in Irish folklore) a small sprite = Kobold
more Irish jokes: (1a), (2), (3), (4), (5), (6), (7), (8), (9), (10), (11), (12)
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