PC,
PC politically correct ....
I’m still not indefensive, but I’ll get there yet.
I don’t overeat, I’m calorically abundant,
I don’t talk too much, I’m rhetorically redundant,
I’m
not bald, that description is deficient,
The PC term is follically efficient.
PC,
PC politically correct ....
Don't say animal, dogs and cats hate it,
Just say differentially speciated.
Fido’s not your pet, this oppression must end,
He’s your evolutionary challenged friend.
PC,
PC politically correct ....
Sex care provider,
not prostitute,
Differently
affluent,. not destitute,
Bodily inconvenient, not dying,
Alternatively truthful, not lying,
Personage of marble, not statue,
Eco-friendly bungalow, not igloo,
Botanical companion, not flower,
Uniquely flavoured, not sour.
Pardon me, excuse me, I'm so sorry,
Please forgive me if I've left out your favourite group,
But PC alphabet changes faster than alphabet soup.
PC,
PC, politically correct .....
I don't read Shakespeare,
He's a dead white European male,
Bad as Columbus and he couldn't even sail.
I pray to God, asking him or her
To make me as PC as she or he can take it.
PC,
PC politically correct ....
Non-traditionally gentle, not violent,
Judicially eloquent, not silent,
Creatively reasonable, not crazy,
Energy efficient, not lazy,
Momentarily able, not healthy,
Poverty resistant, not wealthy,
Cosmetically exploited, not ugly,
Victimized by lookism, not lovely,
Otherly attenuated, not small,
Vertically acquisitive, not tall,
Outstandingly opinionated, not mad,
Differently comical, not sad,
Exceptionally annuated, not old,
Inwardly demonstrative, not cold,
Facially co-ordinated, not clumsy,
Flexibly logical, not nutsy.
PC, PC politically correct ....