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British newspapers (from the BBC TV series Yes, Prime Minister):  www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGscoaUWW2M&feature=related

The Times is read by the people who run the country.
The Daily Mirror is read by the people who think they run the country.
The Guardian is read by the people who think they ought to run the country.
The Morning Star is read by the people who think the country ought to be run by another country.
The Independent is read by people who donít know who runs the country but are sure theyíre doing it wrong.
The Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country.
The Financial Times is read by the people who own the country.
The Daily Express is read by the people who think the country ought to be run as it used to be run.
The Daily Telegraph is read by the people who still think it is their country.
And the Sunís readers donít care who runs the country providing she has big tits.

American newspapers

The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country.
The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they ought to run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but donít really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their statistics shown in colorful pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldnít mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didnít have to leave L.A. to do it.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country, and they did a far superior job of it, thank you veddy much.
The New York Daily News is read by people who arenít too sure whoís running the country, and donít really care, as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people who donít really care whoís running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who arenít sure there is a country, or that anyone is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be illegal aliens from any country or galaxy, as long as they are Democrats.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

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